Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Im Bad at Shit

>Welcome.

I often have ideas, sometimes start projects, and never finish said aspirations. I'm pretty sure it's a running joke amongst my friends and family. I've been working in paying my best friend back for a Vegas trip... for 3 years now. I've also dedicated myself to making a dining room table. The wood is still in a pile in the living room.

I can cook, but I cannot bake. This doesn't stop me from spending $30 on ingredients, putting hours of my heart and soul into making the perfect cupcakes, and having a friend take a bite and spit it right out 'FUCK, man, you cannot bake.' I know for a fact that its a running joke with my friends. I never got invited to do holiday baking after I showed up with homemade cream cheese candy cane cookies with white chocolate drizzle.

I guess that's not all true, I did make a pretty sweet booby mug; or as the boyfriend says "African torso." I should start branding my mugs and selling them. My lack of accomplishments isn't without trying, though. Its just so hard when there are so many great TV shows out there (I'm looking at you, Walking Dead) and I get home from work at Midnight. I need a better excuse.


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